working on the computer

this is what happens when i try to go to the bathroom.
i come out and it's a little too quiet so i go on a caden hunt.
when i find him i know my safety alarm will be on tilt (i have a very sensitive safety alarm).
sure enough, here he is where he is not supposed to be.
in the computer room.
standing in a chair (a FOLDING chair, i might add)...
on the wrong edge of a folding chair...
holding a marker and a pencil (my mom says, "stop, i can't take any more. a PENCIL?!) yes, a pencil.