Not Me Mondays

OK, marty, let's see if i can figure this out! i am so excited i got the "not me monday" logo posted. AND DID u see the thing i got posted below!!! i am a computer genius (for me that is).

for starters, i did not plan all day to cook mashed potatoes with the kids & realize i really didn't know how to do it so i told cole to google "how to cook mashed potatoes".
after having the forethought to buy potatoes at the store, gather the children in the kitchen, strap caden in his high chair (I DID NOT give him the bag of pita chips to make him happy), teach them how to use a potato peeler, cut the potatoes, cook them, cook turkey bacon for bacon bits, after all that, I DID NOT...
add too much milk to them and make them a runny mess!
I DID NOT serve them to my children anyway with shredded cheese and bacon bits and tell them to eat them.
and when cole would not eat them, i did NOT tell him to eat the bacon and cheese off the top.
then i did NOT end of scrapping them off everyone's plate into the sink after dinner.